Victoria Jackson Quotes

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• I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now -…
• Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
• There's a communist living in the White House!
• The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day…
• It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!
• I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
• I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
• But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will,…
• I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
• Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?
• I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind…
• I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist
• Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
• I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
• When you go on an audition it's very frightening.
• Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
• It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
• Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
• I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
• That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of…

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