Troublemaker Quotes

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• You know whats beautiful? Read the first word again.:)
• Guy: Hey whats your name? Girl: Jessica Guy: Can I call you Jessica? Girl: Yeah Guy: What time??!!;) Girl: :O
• Girl: Why do you keep following me?! Boy: Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.
• Smile when you meet someone. Smile when you are disappointed. Smile when you are angry. Smile when you are happy.
• Smiling has the power of relaxing the mind, delighting the heart, boosting the immune system, slowing the heartbeat and breathing rate.
• Your awesome smile makes you and others happy.
• The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Monu. He wrote…
• Man bought a Shampoo bottle and asked the sales man for free gift Salesman: There is no gift for this Man: Dont cheat me, its…
• A little boy asks a driver: - Could you give me a ride, please? Im late for school. - But Im heading in the opposite…
• A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and says, Is that…
• A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was…
• A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, Bring The Syllabus
• What Is The Relation Ship Is Between Cafes And Bars? Simple Most Of The Love Stories Start At Cafes And End At Bars
• Friends are like fishes. You have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught you. so better…
• Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?! Boy…
• A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he…
• There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that. So one day the boy…
• Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat? A. A heavy discussion.
• May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them…
• Negative emotions, such as the feelings of hatred, meanness, low self-esteem and confidence, and pessimism, create an unpleasant person and a bleak destiny.

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