Tom Bergeron Quotes

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• My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
• I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.
• Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!
• I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and…
• I work best when people are here to puncture me
• I'm a liberal Democrat, and I state that proudly.
• I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.
• I love working with smart-funny people.
• I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.
• I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.
• I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.
• I'm not a big raised stage fan.
• I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.
• Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to…
• I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull.
• We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.
• When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's…
• Treat me like a bulls-eye with pants.
• When you're looking at nuclear Armageddon and global warming, a good crotch hit is like a cool breeze on a hot summer day.
• Right now John's heart is running faster then a concierge from Russell Crowe.

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