Tiny Tim

I don't believe in birth control.

— Tiny Tim

I don't want people to think lm hypocritical.

— Tiny Tim

One day in 1952, I woke up with a high voice.

— Tiny Tim

I'm like a pitcher. I'm either on or off.

— Tiny Tim

When a person attacks, it's rough.

— Tiny Tim

Keep walking and keep smiling.

— Tiny Tim

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-been.

— Tiny Tim

America lost its face with the debacle of the Vietnam War.

— Tiny Tim

I had this image before Boy George, before the Beatles, before the Rolling Stones.

— Tiny Tim

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

— Tiny Tim

There are a lot of ups and downs. But there are always people who have it worse.

— Tiny Tim

I don't believe in Women's Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.

— Tiny Tim

Death is never polite, even when we expect it.

— Tiny Tim

In order to have a TV series, you have to have a good idea for the story.

— Tiny Tim

Be content to be what you are; shiny stones and silver bangles only make you look what you really are.

— Tiny Tim

If the cap ain't on my Crest, if it's squeezed from the middle and not the bottom, there's a problem.

— Tiny Tim

If you go back to the minors, you have to start swinging and hitting the ball again. I've been in the minors…

— Tiny Tim

As long as you're recording and they pay the fee, it's like a lottery ticket. You never stop trying.

— Tiny Tim

As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don't care if they say, 'Ghastly, horrible'... I live for the beautiful angels.

— Tiny Tim

Whenever I sang, I said to myself, 'Maybe tonight.' I would never let down, no matter how few people were listening.

— Tiny Tim

I had this old wind-up phonograph when I was a kid, and I'd listen to records. And the radio.

— Tiny Tim

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also…

— Tiny Tim

I don't think I'm turning back the clock by doing these old tunes. I love rock and roll and popular music. It's…

— Tiny Tim

Believe it or not, I'd love to go to the moon.

— Tiny Tim

I keep recording and recording, but they always stay on the rack and never get out there.

— Tiny Tim

The devil reigns in me more than in any man I can think of.

— Tiny Tim

I was in Australia in 1983 and did a stunt in a lion's cage.

— Tiny Tim

Better to marry unhappily 100 times than to live happily forever in sin.

— Tiny Tim

I think they should give me a spot on 'Dallas' or 'Dynasty' or one of those shows.

— Tiny Tim

My parents had to work hard, and I was always looking for a way to make it big - for their sakes…

— Tiny Tim

The biggest blunder in the history of this country was when President Truman pulled General MacArthur out of China.

— Tiny Tim