The Social Network Quotes

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• Drop the 'The' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner -Sean Parker
• You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd…
• K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link. KC's Friend: What is it? K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that…
• You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because…
• We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet! -Sean Parker
• You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. -Marylin Delpy
• Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I…
• Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president. -Mark Zuckerberg
• Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends. Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends. Erica Albright: I was being polite, I have no intention…
• Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin
• Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf. Christy: Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf? Eduardo Saverin: This will be your first.
• People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can…
• Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. -Larry Summers
• Bolivia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. -Marylin Delpy
• The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy. The door guy is a friend of mine and he's…
• Erica Albright's a bitch. You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all BU girls are…
• The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an…
• The first thing we're gonna need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvord doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have get…
• Irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little w-get magic is all that's necessary to…
• Lowell has some security, they require a username/password combo and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main F.A.S user…

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