The Smiths Quotes

30 quotes in 214 categories

• When you're dancing and laughing and finally living, hear my voice in your head and think of me kindly.
• Her very lowness with a head in a sling.
• A crack on the head is what you get for not asking, and a crack on the head is what you get for asking.
• There'll be blood on the cleaver tonight.
• Has the world changed or have I changed? Some nine year old tough who peddles drugs.
• Poor woman, strangled in her bed as she read. But that's okay because she was old and she would have died anyways.
• Keats and Yeats are on your side, but you lose because Wilde is on mine.
• I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death.
• If a double decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
• He killed a policeman when he was thirteen, and somehow that really impressed me.
• Spending warm Summer days indoors, writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
• I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I drank more.
• Behind the hate there lies a murderous desire for love.
• I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday, because you're evil.
• Ask me why and I'll spit in your eye.
• By the way, I never liked your face.
• Don't come to my house tonight because you'll slip on the trail of my bespattered remains.
• The turkey you festively slice is murder.
• I know I'm unlovable, you don't have to tell me. I don't have much in my life, but take it, it's yours.
• Shoplifters of the world unite and take over.

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