“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija… — Stewart Stafford Black humor Copy Share Image
“Truth is a well we all draw from and slowly poison, as we use it in ways for which it was never… — Stewart Stafford Contamination Copy Share Image
“The hand that pockets the corrupt coin places it in the collection plate seeking absolution.” — Stewart Stafford Absolution Copy Share Image
“Strive to leave a legacy beyond your limitations and far beyond the expectations of others.” — Stewart Stafford Breaking free Copy Share Image
“Those who boast of their dislike of horror movies are only revealing their inability to surrender control and have fun. Avoid.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“A man will never receive an invitation to participate in the secret relationships the woman in his life has with other females.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The scale of the mess we leave behind is proportionate to the level of respect we have for others.” — Stewart Stafford Carbon footprint Copy Share Image
“Time is the ultimate critic. What future generations think of us and our work ultimately determines our standing or lack of it.” — Stewart Stafford Clock Copy Share Image
“Going on stage always felt like being shot out of a cannon. My stomach would tighten as I got closer to the… — Stewart Stafford Adrenaline rush Copy Share Image
“The Sun is 93 million miles from Earth. In 1610, Galileo observed sunspots on its surface, proving that the Sun was rotating… — Stewart Stafford Astronomer Copy Share Image
“A hanging typically occurs after someone is found guilty in the eyes of the law and irredeemable in the eyes of society.… — Stewart Stafford Due process Copy Share Image
“Evictions should be the absolute last resort for landlords and not the first-choice, nuclear option. Evicting people is mostly an unnecessary exercise… — Stewart Stafford Ego trip Copy Share Image
“It's next to impossible to slip off the radar in today's world. Sometimes the world comes looking for you all guns blazing,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Psychiatrists say unrealistic expectations lead to depression, but why else are we alive if not to dream? Every expectation is unrealistic until… — Stewart Stafford Depression Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare queried 'if music be the food of love, play on'; Well, I say laughter is life's champagne cocktail and humourlessness its… — Stewart Stafford Humour Copy Share Image
“Some writers say they find the writing process lonely. I don't. Yes, it's solitary but when you can escape into a world… — Stewart Stafford Business Copy Share Image
“Boeing To Gravity by Stewart Stafford Tumbling down a hill, An upside-down idyll, No time to make a will, If prematurely killed.… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“A eulogy is a life lived with a loved one or friend condensed into a few moments relating poignant and witty stories… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The Spinning Year by Stewart Stafford Warm days, leaves of green, Winter's looming touch between, Harvesting in chill of night, Spiders crawl… — Stewart Stafford Autumn Copy Share Image
“October's Double by Stewart Stafford Light a fire in flinty February, As the evening time comes down, Welcome all the family home… — Stewart Stafford Domestic life Copy Share Image
“The Abundant Chamber by Stewart Stafford Divest yourself of sword and coin, And burn all your illusions and airs, Let the cave… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Inciting Justice by Stewart Stafford They stretched his neck out, On the noose of his ancestors, Bloodied and tattered, he died, No… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Society must show that blue-collar crime never pays. Insidious white-collar crime pays very well, and nothing is declared. It's the same reason… — Stewart Stafford Blue collar Copy Share Image
“February Soup by Stewart Stafford The February fog, Turns all into blobs, Orange street lights, To Valentine's Night. When the wind strays,… — Stewart Stafford Daffodils Copy Share Image
“Paparazzi Pepperoni by Stewart Stafford Gladiatrix in an algorithmic arena; Jane of all trades, influencer of none, Duckface pose in a selfie… — Stewart Stafford Dark humor Copy Share Image
“The Canopic Inversion by Stewart Stafford In nascent light, their nose-rings entwined, Like a brazen Hathor daughter, Funnelled to market and auction,… — Stewart Stafford Children Copy Share Image
“The Waiting Room by Stewart Stafford The waiting room lay empty, Gloom-prowled, leather-studded seats, A ceiling fan spun lonely circles above, Keeping… — Stewart Stafford Anthropomorphism Copy Share Image
“Suburbia Knocks by Stewart Stafford Covert dawn's surreptitious light, A magpie sentry's warning song, Swooping, scanning silent streets, Cackling danger all night… — Stewart Stafford Clothes Copy Share Image
“Bonfire of Broken Hearts by Stewart Stafford A shivering man craving warmth, Mustn't let the fire consume him, Despite temptation heat flares,… — Stewart Stafford Anti valentine Copy Share Image
“Villicus Vadum: Soldier Of Fortune by Stewart Stafford I am the ghost of lupine Romulus, Founder of Rome, hear my tale, Of… — Stewart Stafford Adventure Copy Share Image
“New Year Way Out by Stewart Stafford Take off down the truculent highway For a well-earned New Year escape Tasty lunch at… — Stewart Stafford Beach Copy Share Image
“Pariah Luggage by Stewart Stafford I am the last piece of luggage, On the baggage carousel, If there's a suitcase deity, It… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“True wisdom thrives in open minds; those who tune only to their own frequency become white-noise prisoners.” — Stewart Stafford Active-listening Copy Share Image
“The brain is like a muscle; books are the diet and writing is the workout.” — Stewart Stafford Books Copy Share Image
“The apotheosis of the controlling mind is monstrous and terrifying.” — Stewart Stafford Apotheosis Copy Share Image
“Life is an endless trial and death its certain verdict, but there are many recesses to enjoy before then.” — Stewart Stafford Court Copy Share Image
“As a kid, I thought the song Auld Lang Syne was called Old Man's Eye. I like my version better.” — Stewart Stafford Father time Copy Share Image
“The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Beware the self-righteous man, for he will destroy the world many times over before he sees his folly.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“To me, Gothic fiction is the literary representation of the stormy gloom of the British Isles.” — Stewart Stafford Britain Copy Share Image
