Steven Morrissey Quotes
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I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.
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Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.
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If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
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Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
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He is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.
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Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.
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I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.
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They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something…
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The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.
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With people in the world such as 'Jamie Oliver' and [TV chef] Clarissa Dickson-Wright there isn't much hope for animals.
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I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.
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It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.
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I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
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I'm not very good at being dull.
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Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're…
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He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.
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Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into…
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I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.
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[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be…
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In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that artist…
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