Steve Fowler Quotes

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• It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered…
• Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.
• The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.
• God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.
• TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.
• There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.
• If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.
• Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.
• Ikea products should come free with happy meals.
• My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.
• Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!
• Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.
• Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.
• You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.
• No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.
• Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.
• Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.
• There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.
• Evolution is too important not to be the root, the trunk and the canopy of popular culture. And too significant not to be the foundation,…
• The few of great vision are suppressed by the visionless masses.

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