Steve Coogan Quotes

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• I love Sherlock Holmes. I've got all his books, leather-bound. What I thought was great about Sherlock Holmes was that not only was he a…
• I always find it easier to portray myself as being unlikeable and idiotic; to actually play a character that is likeable and engages the audience…
• There is a strong ethical dimension to the best comedy. Not only does it avoid reinforcing prejudices, it actively challenges them.
• It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.
• You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!
• There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part.…
• That was liquid football
• A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't…
• In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.
• I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.
• I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.
• Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
• All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.
• I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.
• Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of…
• Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
• Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff…
• Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
• Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
• It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

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