Stan Laurel Quotes
- I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
- You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
- If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
- If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.
- I feel like dying when I'm helpless
- Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
- What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.
- A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.
- Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
- If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.