Sponge Bob Quotes

23 quotes in 154 categories

• I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my future and it's…
• I'm ready! I'm ready!
• Bring it around town!
• Oh, barnacles!
• Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!
• Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!
• Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
• Can't have dirty garbage!
• No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!
• You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!
• Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!
• My lips are a little dry...
• Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun.
• You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just…
• Ahhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!
• Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!
• I've got the pieces!
• A booster seat?
• I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!
• Yeah,shake it,woo shake that bubble butt.

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