Sid Waddell Quotes
- Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
- William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
- That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
- Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
- One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
- The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
- When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
- He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
- It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
- Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
- Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
- He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
- Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
- That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
- He's as cool as a prized marrow!
- The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
- There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
- There's only one word for that - magic darts!