Sid Caesar Quotes

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• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
• In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
• Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
• The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
• People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
• The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use!…
• The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.
• If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
• When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
• Every language has its own music.
• Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal.…
• When I did comedy I made fun of myself.If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me and said, 'Gee,…
• If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
• After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
• If I don't believe it, I don't care.
• Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.
• If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you cry. And vice…
• When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.

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