Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?! — Sharlene05 Bullshit Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find X. Because they're not coming back! — Sharlene05 Algebra Copy Share Image
There's no need to have an Anniversary to celebrate. Everyday with you is a celebration. — Sharlene05 Anniversary Copy Share Image
Anything worth fighting for is LOVE. And that's a damn good fight. — Sharlene05 Broken marriage Copy Share Image
It is better to get your hands dirty -- and eat, than to be too proud to work and -- starve. — Sharlene05 God Copy Share Image
Im quite but it doesn't mean I'm weak, I'm just waiting for the perfect time to speak and throw it all back… — Sharlene05 Enemy Copy Share Image
Ignore the people talking behind your back. That's where they belong. Just behind you and making you famous. — Sharlene05 Being jealous Copy Share Image
True Love is like a river, Someone will might try to stop it. But hearts can always find a way to be… — Sharlene05 Family Copy Share Image
Enjoy prosperity whenever you can, and when hard times strike, realize that God gives one as well as the other -- so… — Sharlene05 God Copy Share Image
Never give up, no matter how far the distance between you and your love one. think one day it will be worth… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I can't be with you today, but if you close your eyes and think; I'll be beside you in the kitchen wearing… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Life is not like Computer,that if there is an Error , you will just click Restart. In Life, there's no keyboard but… — Sharlene05 Computers Copy Share Image
I can change my hair, fashion and lifestyle. But there's one thing that will never change and that's what I feel for… — Sharlene05 Change Copy Share Image
Haters are like REPORTERS. They always want your story. They will put lies into it so you will appear bad to the… — Sharlene05 Fake friends Copy Share Image
No matter how good you feel about yourself. there's always going to be someone whose fabulousness manages to make you feel lame. — Sharlene05 Being a woman Copy Share Image
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your… — Sharlene05 Bullshit Copy Share Image
Knowing like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go, I would… — Sharlene05 Fall in love Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Bullshit Copy Share Image
Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
In life there's no time machine for you to turn back the time to change what happened in your past, you can't… — Sharlene05 Life Copy Share Image
I miss you cuddling me while I'm cooking, I miss you waking me up with your kiss in the morning, I miss… — Sharlene05 Happiness Copy Share Image
People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men… — Sharlene05 Ambition Copy Share Image
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word… — Sharlene05 Bullshit Copy Share Image
Communication is the key in a Long Distance Relationship. — Sharlene05 Communication Copy Share Image
If you love someone, say it or the moment will pass. — Sharlene05 Long distance relationship Copy Share Image
