Shane Dawson Quotes

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• Friendship is magic. One second it's there and then it dissapears.
• Kinda over boybands. Anyone else agree?
• My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from the…
• No matter how old you are there's a lot of temptation in life. Whether it's temptation to have sex, do drugs, do things for money.…
• Lets all embrace out fuck-upness and we can take over the world!...and then fuck it up.
• Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that.
• Let me know when you're done being a boring ass bitch.
• If you can't laugh at yourself, then what the fuck is the point of living?
• If you want to be successful, and you want to be happy in life, you've got to stay true to you.
• Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
• Be you. And say fuck you to anybody that doesn't like that.
• If I wasn't saving to get myself a Wii fit, I would fuck your ass up.
• Having lunch with a teacher is super creepy. Dressing up like an anime character is also creepy.
• I'll write a song about your baby dick...It's average!'
• A lot of people think about careers being the ultimate goal when they grow up. They want to make a lot of money or they…
• Don't cheat off an Asian they're over rated.
• Admit it...You all have woman boners.
• Do you think Johnny Depp gets tired of wearing white face makeup in every movie...
• We all thought Miley was Hannah underneath, turns out she was actually black! Twist ending!
• The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping.

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