Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. — Shadawcatt Fool Copy Share Image
The only way a guy should hurt a girl is from hugging her too tight. — Shadawcatt Cute love Copy Share Image
You know when you are in love when you can't fall asleep, reality is finally better than your dreams. — Shadawcatt Dreams Copy Share Image
If You Feel That The Distance Between You & ALLAH Has Increased... Remember..! ALLAH Has Not Moved… Even An Inch...!!!! — Shadawcatt Allah Copy Share Image
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. If U Didn't… — Shadawcatt Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
No one falls in love by choice. No one stays in love by chance.its by work. And no one falls out of… — Shadawcatt Being in love Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad hair day, try not to complain...there's a child out there with cancer who would kill just to… — Shadawcatt Acceptance Copy Share Image
The Greatest Expression Of Love In Today's Age Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps From Someone You Love ! — Shadawcatt Expression of love Copy Share Image
Isn't it annoying when people only call you when they need something? That's exactly how most people treat God. How do you… — Shadawcatt Annoying people Copy Share Image
A reporter asked the couple, How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?. The woman replied we were born in… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack… — Shadawcatt Birthday Copy Share Image
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat… — Shadawcatt Jokes Copy Share Image
