Seth Rogen Quotes

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• Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
• Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!
• For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my…
• I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I…
• Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community…
• Alzheimer's is a family disease...It requires countless hours of care, which are typically provided by family caregivers...Wi thout professional help, it can be impossible to…
• I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I…
• Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?
• For a Jewish mother, having a country wage war on your son is the worst. If Kim Jong-un only knew what he was doing to…
• People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.
• I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.
• My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.
• I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy…
• I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
• I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.
• Most comedy comes out of misery.
• Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old.
• A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.
• After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.
• As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

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