Scott Disick Quotes

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• When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.
• I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!
• I could puke on myself and still be good looking.
• All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model…
• Balls in general are not a good looking item.
• I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.
• You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.
• Kourtney doesn't care enough about materialistic items the way you do. I really respect it.
• Lick my stick.
• Lord disick but for short just call me L.D
• Just want to thank my friends and family for all the support regarding my restaurant RYU. I couldn't be happier about the place.
• $3000 for a walking stick...sounds reasonable.
• I'm pretty sure every other guy out there is looking at porn here and there. Why not? I mean, I'm not into anything sick. I'm…
• Our house looks like its out of Beetlejuice.
• Is there enough room in bed for my stick tonight?
• Youre willing to suffer the consequences of hiding or throwing out my cane?
• My great grandaddy was a pimp.
• I dont mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. Im a great guy. All the haters are just…
• Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.
• Watch yourself cause daddys in the house.

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