Scott Disick

Youre willing to suffer the consequences of hiding or throwing out my cane?

— Scott Disick

Where is she going? To clean her placenta?

— Scott Disick

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

— Scott Disick

What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya!

— Scott Disick

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

— Scott Disick

Now thats a gentlemans photo, Ive got my son, a nice tan,birds, and my hair is flowing in the wind like flocks…

— Scott Disick

Are you trying to hook me up with Kendall and Kylie?

— Scott Disick

Nobody makes better movies then Jim Carrey. It's just not possible.

— Scott Disick

My great grandaddy was a pimp.

— Scott Disick

I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!

— Scott Disick

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice.

— Scott Disick

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country.

— Scott Disick

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!

— Scott Disick

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

— Scott Disick

Theres only so many times I can ejaculate in one day.

— Scott Disick

$3000 for a walking stick...sounds reasonable.

— Scott Disick

Now thats a gentlemans photo, ive got my son, a nice tan, birds, and my hairs flowing in the wind like flocks…

— Scott Disick

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm…

— Scott Disick

Kourtney doesn't care enough about materialistic items the way you do. I really respect it.

— Scott Disick

The things that arent great about Dale Im pretty positive I can fix.

— Scott Disick

Lick my stick.

— Scott Disick