Scott Baio Quotes

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• Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her
• If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay
• I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things
• Somebody asked me what do you regret. I said, well I was offered the role of Maverick in 'Top Gun' and I turned it down
• My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can
• Every day I think, 'Can I commit?' I think I can and that I will
• I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing
• I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one,…
• I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I…
• When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why
• I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault
• If I'm racist, don't think I would have directed shows like 'The Parkers' and 'The Wayans Brothers' or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on…
• When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything
• Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And…
• I've been very fortunate and I am grateful
• Life is too short no matter what party you are with
• I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful…
• I very rarely came across rude or disrespectful people. I don't know how I slipped by all of them, but I honestly can't think of…
• One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and…
• One thing I won't be doing on a weekend is shopping. I just don't like it, and I haven't bought an article of clothing for…

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