Santino Marella Quotes

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• These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.
• Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
• I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!
• Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.
• I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
• The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all…
• They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO,…
• It doesn't matter what I said!
• You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!
• Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.
• Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!
• I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?
• Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!
• My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

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