Sandra Bernhard Quotes

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• At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to…
• There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
• I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
• I don't believe in karma.
• On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis…
• Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
• Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
• When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
• When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
• My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
• When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
• Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course…
• Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
• The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
• I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back…
• I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
• Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.
• I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
• I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
• I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

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