If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it! — Samantha Bee Anthem Copy Share Image
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald… — Samantha Bee Citizenship Copy Share Image
My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a… — Samantha Bee Divorce Copy Share Image
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else… — Samantha Bee Christian Copy Share Image
We definitely sometimes get stuff that's different that we were expecting. I mean, that's part of the joy and the terror of… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. — Samantha Bee Canada Copy Share Image
I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle… — Samantha Bee Anxiety Copy Share Image
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing. — Samantha Bee Great people Copy Share Image
As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator. — Samantha Bee Creator Copy Share Image
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out… — Samantha Bee Actors Copy Share Image
There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category. — Samantha Bee Activist Copy Share Image
I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so… — Samantha Bee Adults Copy Share Image
There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in… — Samantha Bee Hate Copy Share Image
It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look… — Samantha Bee Country Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays… — Samantha Bee Birthday Copy Share Image
There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death… — Samantha Bee Comedy Copy Share Image
I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to… — Samantha Bee Gold Copy Share Image
You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years. — Samantha Bee Gumption Copy Share Image
When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
