Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography. — Sam Ewing Autobiography Copy Share Image
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor. — Sam Ewing Advice Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has. — Sam Ewing Fashion Copy Share Image
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. — Sam Ewing Gymnastics Copy Share Image
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the… — Sam Ewing Abundance Copy Share Image
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it. — Sam Ewing Business Copy Share Image
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. — Sam Ewing Age Copy Share Image
