S.A. Bodeen Quotes
- Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first
- It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.
- What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of…
- My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of…
- I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the world…
- Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not…
- That night I dreamed of turduckens.
- T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The sound…