Russell Howard Quotes
- Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'
- 'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
- So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be…
- If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
- Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't…