Ruby Wax Quotes

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• I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for…
• I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced
• College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
• How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?
• You shouldn't run away from your problems, you need to aim straight for the heart of the beast.
• For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to…
• What once made you safe now drives you insane.
• I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
• I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
• I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
• I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
• Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone…
• Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle…
• People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.
• [With depression] you get a real sense of shame, because your friends go, 'Oh come on, show me the lump, show me the x-rays,' and…
• By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.
• My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'.
• Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously
• I always ask the booksellers to look at me and recommend a book; 9 out of 10, they get it right; it’s usually a book…
• Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

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