Ronnie Corbett Quotes
- I think people feel starved of nice, glamorous entertainment. They want to see costumes and gaiety and a singer; old-fashioned entertainment - it won't die…
- It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
- I wasn't a very athletic boy. I was once lapped in the long jump
- A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
- Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in.