Roddy Piper Quotes

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• Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
• He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
• Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy…
• Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
• Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
• Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to…
• He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers...
• Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
• Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
• Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and…
• Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
• Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
• Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?
• Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
• You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
• My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
• You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
• I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
• Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

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