Rod Schmidt Quotes
- I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
- Is ired old cliche one?
- There aren't enough days in the weekend.
- I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Rod Schmidt