Robert Morley Quotes
- I have never willingly chased a ball.
- The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
- Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
- The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
- To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
- I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
- When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and…
- Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."
- Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
- If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by…
- There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and receiving the congratulations…
- It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.
- The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country…
- No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
- If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
- A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
- To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on…
- A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
- Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.
- Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.