Robert Byrne Quotes
- The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
- There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
- Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
- Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
- Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
- Getting caught is the mother of invention.
- Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
- Partying is such sweet sorrow.
- To err is human, to purr feline.
- No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
- Prejudices save time.
- One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
- A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
- Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
- The purpose of life is life with a purpose.
- Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
- Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
- Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
- In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.