Robert Breault Quotes

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• I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.
• Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier.
• Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.
• Charisma is not just saying hello. It's dropping what you're doing to say hello.
• Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.
• All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.
• The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.
• It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.
• Of what use to get what you want if you must become someone else to get it.
• Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?
• Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.
• Death is just another stage of life, although the one you kind of hope comes last.
• My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
• Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.
• After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.
• A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
• Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.
• It helps if you don't see it as traffic but rather as thousands of individuals resolved to press on another day.
• For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?
• It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

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