Rob Thurman Quotes

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• I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the…
• Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.
• You're the little spoon, aren't you?
• Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.
• I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.
• Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.
• If there is no trust, there is nothing. Trust is all.
• All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life.…
• Fall leaves are brilliant with gold and red. You can cup them in your hand and wonder at them, be amazed at their uniqueness and…
• They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.
• You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.
• We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.
• People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.
• It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was Catcher. My name...my…
• I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the…
• Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?
• Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.
• Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?
• Every inner touch, every one of its fingerprints on my brain, burned like acid. It shredded the walls of my soul like tissue paper, it…
• Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe fetish, "The Three…

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