All Rob Sheffield Quotes
- Rebecca Black might sing like a robot, but that's just proof she has evolved beyond us. Her vocal is just a slightly exaggerated version of… Been
- 'Revenge' is a shameless soap in the style of Eighties shoulder-pad slap-offs like 'Dallas,' 'Dynasty' and 'Falcon Crest.' Yet there's no wink-wink camp. Camp
- Ron Swanson is more than the MVP of the 'Parks and Recreation' squad, more than just the funniest character on TV - he's the perfect… Aggrieved
- Seeing Taylor Swift live in 2013 is seeing a maestro at the top of her or anyone's game. No other pop auteur can touch her… Anyone
- Sending Paris Hilton to jail for being the most loathed celeprosy lesion in the history of the species seems like a happening idea at first… Celebs
- 'So You Think You Can Dance' comes on as a high-minded leap up the evolutionary ladder from other reality shows - on this one, you're… Actual
- That's the secret of 'True Blood' - all the creatures that roam Bon Temps become a metaphor for our insatiable lusts and inner desires. Humans… All
- The 2000s were the time when bromance became a kind of love that dared to speak its name. As a high-water mark of bro culture,… Became
- The first season of 'Community' stumbled a bit because the plotlines too often veered into realism, but that is not a problem anymore. Not when… Anymore
- 'The Sopranos' gets praised as novelistic, but it follows the most banal of life patterns, showing the sheer tedium of being a mobster. It has… Action
- 'The Voice' has lots of singers who fit the 'Idol' mold of young, innocent ingenues with psycho stage moms. But it also has long-suffering adult… Add
- When I started out as a music journalist, at the end of the 1980s, it was generally assumed that we were living through the lamest… Angst
- When Ke$ha tries to rap like L'Trimm, she sounds like any ordinary lonely teenage girl stuck in a nowhere town, singing along to her radio… All
- You can hear the Celtic heartbeat all over Europe and America, from Bing Crosby to Jack White, from the Smiths to My Bloody Valentine, from… All
- You'd think if anyone could charm America into caring about the evening news, it would be Katie Couric, the Tri Delt from Virginia who became… America
- There are all kinds of mix tapes. there is always a reason to make one. All
- The dilemma of the eighth-grade dance is that boys and girls use music in different ways. Girls enjoy music they can dance to, music with… Boys
- When we die, we will turn into songs, and we will hear each other and remember each other. Death
- I'd shut the whole world down just to tell you Down
- If the girls keep dancing, everybody's happy. If the girls don't dance, nobody's happy. Dance