Rob Corddry Quotes

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• The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country,…
• Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
• Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
• I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
• I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them…
• I have to stay true to myself.
• I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
• I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
• I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to…
• You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
• Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So…
• The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
• Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.
• I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
• I get all of my comedy from CNN.
• I just want to do cool stuff.
• I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
• I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
• I want to manufacture a feud.
• Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

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