Riley Freeman Quotes

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• Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss…
• Granddad....He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him....Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata!
• Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar…
• Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now.
• Nigga, u gay.
• Well I don't see what's the big deal with hoes anyway. Ok but if they not all hoes then why do I got to pay…
• You'se a bitch.
• Whoa. This is what crack must feel like.
• Yeah yeah son! The name is Riley Escobar! Know what I'm saying?!
• You only good when u come outta no where sucker punching a nigga!
• Dear Santa.... you'se a bitch nigga... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bitch ASS nigga...i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect…
• That how it starts, you know. Takin' bitches out to eat. Meals, and whatnot. Next thing you know, you wake up in a rest haven…
• First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled…
• That brings up an interesting philosophical question is it okay to snitch to the police on the police?
• Can't you just be happy to see another nigga fitted up, lookin' dipped and buttered and shinin' and glistenin'?
• You supposed to be in charge. You supposed to the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then nigga!
• So this is the message you wanna send to the young youth out here like myself thats tryna do the right thing and not love…
• I'm the most not gay nigga of all the most not gay niggas in the world.
• Nigga, the game ain't cheatin'. Why you always gotta cheat when you lose Ed?
• You got supreme authority over these nuts, nigga!

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