Riff Raff

When the world was born, everybody was naked.

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Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles.

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I was supposed to have a talk show on MTV.

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My tattoos remind me of all that I have been through.

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I watched a lot of MTV growing up.

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I can't skateboard. I don't know how to do that!

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Trunk steady knocking/ Floating through the sky, Mary Poppins.

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At one point in time I was eating sushi like five days a week.

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I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza. I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa.

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Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in the freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer...

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I've been playing basketball since forever. The highlight of my high school career was scoring 51 points with 13 threes in a game.

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James Franco is a coach, therefore he doesn't need coaching or guidance.

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I want to stay consistent and drop an album every year, so in the long run, you can see that I'm an…

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My dad was like a street basketball player. He had a real mysterious life.

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I done flipped my phone, watch what I'm doing. Broke these boys off, three wheels the ancient ruins.

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40 karats across my jaws just in case they don't trust me. MC Hammer can't touch me your freestyle is disgusting.

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I've been waiting for the right opportunity to have a sitcom because I've been on TV like 10 times, but it was…

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Somebody's trying to sell you a Mercedes and he pulls up in a Civic with mustard stains on his shirt, dipping a…

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If somebody wants to get inside my brain and figure out what I'm chasing, what I'm after think Richard Branson, think Madonna,…

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I like to go one week with braids, and on the eighth day take it down, wash it, condition it. Then every…

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People always think I just focus on rap, but I listen to every type of music. If I like a song it…

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I care about the here and now. I care about what's in front of me. Am I having fun or not? That's…

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People started hitting me up on Twitter cuz I was getting millions of views on YouTube and WorldStarHipHop.com and they saw me…

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Cause everything I've done - there's no smokescreen. Everything the people have seen me do, they've literally seen me start from the…

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Ruby Red dragon, my Aladdin station wagon.

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I drop videos off the cuff... I don't stop.

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Don't talk about my past-tense unless we goin' campin.'

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I hate Los Angeles. I hate traffic. I hate people.

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I'm the most underrated, most hated, greatest of all time.

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I want to own a hotel, like Donald Trump.

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Ice in my ear, give me brain freeze.

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I don't always get along with people who are super professional.

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I don't want your gal, she look like an iguana driving a Honda.

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I do whatever I feel like doing cause it's in my brain.

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I don't got nobody writing my lyrics and that's why I freestyle.

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Whoever's on TV, that's who's famous back in the day.

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I want the world in my hands, palm pilot.

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I love Tom Ford. I love Harrison Ford, too.

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Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna.

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I'm ready for movies, TV and everything. That's what I want to do.

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