Profanity is the crutch of a conversational crippled. . . — Rick Sutter Communication Copy Share Image
You know it seems a wee bit backwards when a rodent gets a holiday such as Groundhog Day, and the Super Bowl… — Rick Sutter Groundhog day Copy Share Image
Kids ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
It's what's on the inside that counts. . . Except chocolate covered raisins. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Whatever you do in life, always give 100 . . Unless youre donating blood . . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Art is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it! — Rick Sutter Art Copy Share Image
Happy Groundhog Day. . . So, if the groundhog sees his shadow, does that mean we get six more weeks of Super Bowl commercials. . . — Rick Sutter Groundhog day Copy Share Image
Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out… — Rick Sutter Candy Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those days, when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinnate? — Rick Sutter Funny Copy Share Image
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not… — Rick Sutter Arrogance Copy Share Image
A house becomes a home when you can write, 'I love you' on the furniture. — Rick Sutter Home Copy Share Image
I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . . — Rick Sutter Alphabetical order Copy Share Image
How a man plays a game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it. . . — Rick Sutter Game Copy Share Image
Remember that Valentines Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must get taken down. . . — Rick Sutter Christmas Copy Share Image
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter Believe in santa Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with making out with your true-love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. . . — Rick Sutter Kissing Copy Share Image
Three things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting caught, and teamwork on tests. . . — Rick Sutter College Copy Share Image
Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions. . . — Rick Sutter Career Copy Share Image
Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations! — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Holding a Grudge is Like Drinking Poison and Waiting For the Other Person to Die. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
It's funny how students can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember to put their names on their tests. . . — Rick Sutter Song Copy Share Image
Students ask me why I don't have tattoos. . . So I tell them, Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers. . . — Rick Sutter Humorous Copy Share Image
I keep trying to remember that failure is not the opposite of success. It is a part of success. . . — Rick Sutter Failure Copy Share Image
The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. . . — Rick Sutter Bureaucracy Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say I'm Okay, I want someone to look me in the eyes, give me a hug and say, I… — Rick Sutter Feelings Copy Share Image
Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got… — Rick Sutter Books Copy Share Image
How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days. . . — Rick Sutter Children Copy Share Image
Six years in and theres still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is. . . — Rick Sutter Jobs Copy Share Image
I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . . — Rick Sutter Easter eggs Copy Share Image
If you're feeling blue. . . Try painting yourself a different color. (Words of wisdom for a second grader) — Rick Sutter Blue Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel pretty good about myself. Other times I eat the whole bag of M&Ms... — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Christmas Copy Share Image
You know why I love November 1st? It's 50% off chocolate Halloween candy. . . :-) — Rick Sutter Halloween Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Food Copy Share Image
One thing, I think, we need never fear in America is ignorance without representation. . . — Rick Sutter Ignorance Copy Share Image
When someone talks about you behind your back, remember they took time out of their busy lives to think about you. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
