Rick Bayan Quotes

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• Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to…
• Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.
• Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision
• Communism:Â Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty
• True individualists are always at odds with the universe. Set adrift by their peculiar tastes and interests, they spend their lives searching for kindred spirits…
• CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.
• POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that, whenever…
• The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability.

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