Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any… — Richard Jeni Accidents Copy Share Image
Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And… — Richard Jeni Acting Copy Share Image
Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at… — Richard Jeni Beach Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end… — Richard Jeni Country Copy Share Image
Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a… — Richard Jeni Alive Copy Share Image
I don't get that - people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice… — Richard Jeni Argument Copy Share Image
In the United States economic system you can lose big or you can win big. If you lose you wind up wearing… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Seventy-five percent of all Americans believe that angels are real. Which is amazing when you consider that forty percent of all Americans… — Richard Jeni Angel Copy Share Image
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut… — Richard Jeni Anti valentine Copy Share Image
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was… — Richard Jeni Bullshit Copy Share Image
Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die… — Richard Jeni Animal Copy Share Image
That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the… — Richard Jeni Danger Copy Share Image
