I've got the whole of 'Seinfeld' on DVD and I keep on watching the first four series and then stopping. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Writing is one per cent inspiration and 99 per cent prevarication. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I've said on one of my shows that I'd like to marry the character Amy Pond, not the actress who plays her. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I was in awe of my older brother, but he was also quite a threatening figure - he used to beat me… — Richard Herring Awe Copy Share Image
I was into Simon & Garfunkel before my friends got into punk and laughed at me for liking Paul Simon. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I can't be the only one who watches 'Footloose' and hopes that John Lithgow will stop Kevin Bacon ever dancing again. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
My Less Than Secret Life' by Jonathan Ames was a revelation, as shocking as it is funny. — Richard Herring Funny Copy Share Image
I was religious probably until I was about eight but I always questioned stuff very early on. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
If you are a stand-up you can hone your material over successive performances, based on the audience response. Changing a single word… — Richard Herring Audience Copy Share Image
Like many nerdy youngsters I spent much of my childhood listening to Monty Python records, learning them verbatim, fittingly parroting them. — Richard Herring Childhood Copy Share Image
As I remember it, we pitched 'Fist of Fun' as a sort of adult version of the kids' show 'Why Don't You?'… — Richard Herring Fist Copy Share Image
People tend to be surprised when they realise I'm only 5ft 6in. Now I tell them on my website. I think you… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I like churches and Catholic symbolism, and although the art at the Vatican is overwhelming to see, I appreciated it even as… — Richard Herring Art Copy Share Image
The Internet is a very exciting way of doing material that's uncensored, and doesn't have to go through TV committees, and people… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I was surprised that 'The Peter Serafinowicz Show' didn't get a second series. There are things like that that get stifled at… — Richard Herring Birth Copy Share Image
The funniest book I've ever had read to me is 'I, Partridge.' It's a brilliantly written book, but it's the greatest audiobook… — Richard Herring Book Copy Share Image
I went to a homoeopath once, but she just told me that I was allergic to everything that I liked. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I love the vibe of Italy, drinking coffee and wine, and eating pasta and pizza there. — Richard Herring Coffee Copy Share Image
It's rare that you discover something by accident that resonates with your sense of humour. — Richard Herring Accident Copy Share Image
I am nearly 5ft 7in, which is short for a guy. I have the upper body of a taller man, but my… — Richard Herring Body Copy Share Image
I am increasingly excited about the artistic possibilities of the Internet. — Richard Herring Art Copy Share Image
It's easy to pass judgement on someone else's racism, but what about your own? — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
You can joke about anything. It just depends on your angle and the way you go about it. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I like leaving things to the last possible minute, then letting blind panic be my stimulus. — Richard Herring Anxiety Copy Share Image
Sometimes with relationships where you work in the same job, it becomes all about the job. — Richard Herring Job Copy Share Image
I love ruins and museums but, if I've been working hard, I enjoy a beach holiday. — Richard Herring Beach Copy Share Image
I love it when people try to manufacture an injustice out of a position of clear superiority. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
There aren't many opportunities to be a comedian on TV anymore, it's a lot of panel shows. You don't get much stand-up. — Richard Herring Comedian Copy Share Image
I love pulling faces at little kids on the London tube to see if I can make them laugh, and I usually… — Richard Herring Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in telling people what to think. I'm interested in making people think. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Happiness is alluring but ungraspable, which is perhaps its ultimate appeal. Who'd really want to have it all the time? — Richard Herring Alluring Copy Share Image
I've long been obsessed with the fantastical and sometimes unbelievable story of the life and death of Rasputin. — Richard Herring Death Copy Share Image
By the time I got to uni sketch comedy was much more fashionable than stand-up. — Richard Herring Comedy Copy Share Image
I have a lack of practical skills. I can't mend anything or do anything manly; I don't understand how anything works. — Richard Herring Ambitious Copy Share Image
I like any European city where you can sit outside, have a beer and watch the world go by. — Richard Herring Beer Copy Share Image
Coming from a comprehensive school in Somerset, entertainment didn't seem like something that was open to you. — Richard Herring Entertainment Copy Share Image
When everyone was listening to pop music I was listening to Monty Python records. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
Rick And Morty' is the most consistently brilliant, densely plotted and enjoyable television show I have ever seen. It's childish, yet super-clever,… — Richard Herring Brilliant Copy Share Image
I've always liked science fiction as a way of commenting on ourselves and it's wrong that it is seen as less valid… — Richard Herring Art Copy Share Image
Comedians have this happy, charmed life, where they're the centre of their own universe and can do what they want, but when… — Richard Herring Charmed life Copy Share Image
