Richard Armour Quotes

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• Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
• Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that…
• That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
• It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
• Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
• In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
• Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
• G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.
• This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.
• Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.
• "Do you want my honest opinion?" People ask. I say, "Yes," for I'm curious. So they give me their honest opinion, And I - well,…
• Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.
• Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
• Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
• If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.
• If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm…
• If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at…
• Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.
• They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on
• I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

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