Ree Drummond

“ I now pronounce you husband and wife. I hadn’t considered the kiss. Not once. I suppose I’d assumed it would be…

— Ree Drummond

“In an internal panic, I picked up the phone and hurriedly pushed redial. I had to catch Rhonda the Realtor, had to…

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“What are you doing?” “Coming to pick you up in a little bit,” he said. I loved it when he took charge.…

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“Your belly’s getting big ,” he said one night. “I know,” I answered, looking down. It was kind of hard to deny.…

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“I had become a shell of a person--no more human than the stainless steel milk machines in dairy farms in Wisconsin, and…

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“ Go? I thought. Go where? There’s no place on earth but this smoky bar …But there was for him: he and…

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“Most of the guests left the rehearsal dinner at the country club; the remaining group--a varied collection of important figures in both…

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I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.

— Ree Drummond

“Hello?” I answered the phone. “Hello…Ree?” The strong male voice on the other end said. “Hey, Walrus!” I shrieked enthusiastically. There was…

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“My cold-weather gear left a lot to be desired: black maternity leggings under boot-cut maternity jeans, and a couple of Marlboro Man’s…

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“The week of a girl’s wedding was supposed to be a happy time. I should have been leaping gleefully around my parents’…

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“Well, I just want you to know I’m coming to get you at five,” he said. “I’m having Ree withdrawals.”

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“Hey,” he said, his hand gently rubbing my back. I heard the diesel rattle of vehicles driving away from the scene. “Hey,”…

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“One morning, after I choked down a bowl of cereal, I looked outside the window and saw a mountain lion siting on…

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If I were a single person living in a city, I could support myself, but I probably wouldn't have a blog, because…

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“It’s a girl,” I heard Marlboro Man tell his mom. Nurses dabbed my bottom with gauze. “Ree did great,” he continued. “The…

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“Wow,” I said. “I’m really hungry.” And just like that, out of the blue, it hit me. I glanced around the room…

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For a while, I Photoshopped too much. When you first learn what you can do, you really go overboard sometimes.

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“Did you recently take a long flight?” I told her we’d flown from Oklahoma to Los Angeles, then from Los Angeles to…

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“We continued our drive, not making any permanent decisions that day about where we’d live. We’d been engaged less than twenty-four hours,…

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“Have you talked about how many children you’d like to have?” “Yes, sir,” Marlboro Man said. “And?” Father Johnson prodded. “I’d like…

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“I closed my eyes, laid my head back on the pillow, and savored my first moments alone with my child. Seconds later,…

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It never occurred to me that I was going to have to talk to a camera. I don't know if I can…

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“As we started moving, I noticed that Marlboro Man was riding at my pace. “The horses need to be shod,” he said,…

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“I hoped there weren’t any vomit chunks in my wavy auburn locks. That would be sure to ruin Marlboro Man’s dinner. “You…

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