Redd Foxx Quotes
- A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
- You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.
- Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be…
- Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
- I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me…
- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
- The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.
- Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
- This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
- The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice…
- I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.
- I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know. The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but…