Red Buttons Quotes
- When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody…
- There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
- If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
- I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
- Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
- Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
- I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.