Ray Romano

I'm from New York.

— Ray Romano

I was wracked with insecurity.

— Ray Romano

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..

— Ray Romano

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

— Ray Romano

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

— Ray Romano

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

— Ray Romano

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

— Ray Romano

I do still get intimidated by certain things.

— Ray Romano

My career has been my craziest adventure.

— Ray Romano

I go to Hooters for lunch every day. Then for coffee.

— Ray Romano

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.

— Ray Romano

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

— Ray Romano

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da…

— Ray Romano

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing…

— Ray Romano

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

— Ray Romano

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

— Ray Romano

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan…

— Ray Romano

If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.

— Ray Romano

I have some classes in accounting, but I don't know anything about accounting. I - you know, when my accountant tells me…

— Ray Romano

I like a good cry - it's cathartic; it's a release. But I've never been able to be so free to do…

— Ray Romano

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's…

— Ray Romano

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point…

— Ray Romano

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be…

— Ray Romano

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word…

— Ray Romano

I'm at an age where crying is easier for me now. I like it. I can cry at a poignant commercial; I…

— Ray Romano

As successful as it may appear I am, I don't really feel that. It's like, you know you've achieved some level of…

— Ray Romano

Doris Roberts had an energy and a spirit that amazed me. She never stopped. Whether working professionally or with her many charities…

— Ray Romano

I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For…

— Ray Romano

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen…

— Ray Romano

I have this mistress: show business.

— Ray Romano

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

— Ray Romano

It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

— Ray Romano

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

— Ray Romano

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

— Ray Romano

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

— Ray Romano

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good…

— Ray Romano

I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. I shoot 90 to a hundred or, once in a while, 85.

— Ray Romano

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.

— Ray Romano

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

— Ray Romano

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to…

— Ray Romano