Randy Glasbergen Quotes
- He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I…
- These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to…
- Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
- Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press…
- Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
- What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
- It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.