Rachel Berry Quotes

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• Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.
• Look I dont agree with the choice youre making, but youre gonna need Glee, you have 7 months of your youth left and you should…
• You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this, but my Myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to…
• I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on…
• Kurt, I have a fantastic idea that would make me the most involved student in the school. I want us to start a gaylesball.
• We all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercice rutine. Im up at…
• Ive never told you this before, but Im a little psychic. I cant read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.
• School pictures are everything to me. Theyre great practice for the paparazzi.
• Thank you so much, it really is a pleasure. While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible…
• You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but its a metaphor, and metaphors are important.…
• The Gay-Lesbian Alliance. Gay-les-ball.
• Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?
• Im like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
• Girls want sex just as much as guys do!
• Im just a girl, here with the boy that she loves
• While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast an eye inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger of todays modern teens,…
• Yes, youve heard right, I am returning to Glee Club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your…
• I tried, but I guess I dont have a gag reflex.
• Theres nothing ironic about show choir!
• Mr. Schuester isnt coming. I paid a Freshman to ask him for help with irregular verbs.

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